open a can

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

Can of Cringe

Tessa Deal

Oh you can of cringe

by Water girllll July 7, 2018

can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans

"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"

by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017

Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

by lilpengting February 6, 2023

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 23, 2012