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mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
by krisMedicine April 20, 2010
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Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"
by MrTryker July 15, 2010
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Moop

1) When you are feeling like utter shit, but are in a situation where u can't say Shit or any other word you ACTUALLY would say in it's place!

2) Complete Mopeyness

3) Feeling Down

Can add other nonsense words on the end to give it a real shitty boost.... Note: Using "Moop" on it's own along with a real "feeling sorry for myself" facial expression will be more effective at getting sympathy!!
I'M NOT DOWN....I'M WORSE THAN DOWN {long pause} i'm totally moop today!!
by Kimberlegggg January 21, 2011
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Mooger Fooger

by Stevetaco62 April 26, 2011
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Moop

This would be the name of your mom if you dont like using the word "mom" and are looking for something a bit different and a word to create some emotional distance yet personalized for that family member in the mother's role. This word is highly appropriate if your "mom" does not take good care of herself and is mostly on the grouchy side.
Hey Moop, what's going on?

Moop, what do you think we need to do about the trip this summer?
by txguy September 19, 2011
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mookentooken

a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.
person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.
by telephonevinyl June 22, 2020
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Mike Mooney

Large man-boobies that wiggle when they giggle.
WOW... look at his Mike Mooneys when he's running.
by Dan Ripley March 7, 2009
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