moofster

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

by ex_guile December 29, 2007

moobular

a word that means "totally groovy" derived from the word 'moobs'(a mans breasticles)

"wow that film was totally moobular!"

by TayPipAli February 12, 2008

mooberst

worm like creature that burrows deep into ur asshole when u are takin a shit in the skl toilets

dude i jus got a mooberst!!

by vikroon January 29, 2008

Mobstrocity

Mobbed up atrocity. HUGE Grossly overdone McMansion style house in the suburbs designed to attract the Russian mobsters from New York out to the Jersey Suburbs. Usually on a small piece of land built next to another group of equally overdone homes on what used to be a farm.

I went to a party in Colts Neck last saturday, what a Mobstrocity! Marble floors, a Jacuzzi in each bedroom, Gold lions on either side of the front porch. They got the money somehow...

by The Machine October 16, 2008

Moobcep

What larger gentlemen with moobs try and exercise

'I've got a new set of weights and I'm going to work on my moobceps'

by Raglegumm February 19, 2009

Moobahtwitch

A word that means UGLY PERSON. Deriven from seeing a fat old lady with a wolly jumper and buck teeth. Deciding that she lookes somewhat between a cow, a sheep, and a rabbit. And that cows go Moo, sheep go bah, and rabbits go twitch. SO yeah .... Moo Bah Twitch ... Moobahtwitch

'God look at that ugly mofo'
'Yeah defo moobahtwitch'

by lottiecherrypop March 16, 2009

Mooby Dick

1. A man with a "dick" who also has abnormally large pectorals, making him appear to have man breasts (more commonly known as "moobs")

2. A pedophile who enjoys both "dicks" and "boobs"

That man over there is such a mooby dick!

by JACKSON_LIVES_4_EVA! June 26, 2009