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1. (Mon-did-dil-ey-on-tez) - as a verb, the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
2. as a noun, the word shouted during the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
3. The word used to describe and identify the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
2. as a noun, the word shouted during the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
3. The word used to describe and identify the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
1. We've been spending a lot of time together but that doesn't mean we're dating. Just kissing, holding hands...mondidileyontez, here and there.
2. "Does it feel good?"
"Yes, baby...so soft and moist like play dough between my cheeks"
"MONDIDILEYONTEZ!!!! HUAH HUAH!"
2. "Does it feel good?"
"Yes, baby...so soft and moist like play dough between my cheeks"
"MONDIDILEYONTEZ!!!! HUAH HUAH!"
by Cacaoboules October 19, 2023
Get the MONDIDILEYONTEZ mug.The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010
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Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
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Get the Savage Monday mug.The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
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