mr miles 

the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!

Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.

mr miles by Kathy Rice November 6, 2018

elizabeth miles 

insane. she is fucking hilarious !

“did u hear elizabeth miles and hutch are dating” “yeah they are soooo cute, ugh i love that lady”

elizabeth miles by sexy bitch liz March 13, 2019

frequent flyer miles 

Accumulated miles in reward for using this airline.

I've accumulated so many frequent flyer miles that I've earned a round-trip ticket to London.

frequent flyer miles by JIN SiENA June 21, 2015

forty miles 

In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.

"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)

forty miles by Coell May 14, 2005

internet miles 

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.

Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver

internet miles by StANTo August 23, 2009

Dick miles 

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

Dick miles by Antikemet March 10, 2020

Sgt Miles

A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.

Sgt Miles is a dick. He slapped me just because I was hallucinating.

Sgt Miles by Bæn October 20, 2020