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Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.
We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?
by Mightjo July 15, 2005
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Merrick

Merrick is a short little goblin who thinks he is the shit but is not the shit, he thinks he is good at everything but in reality he is a lower than average bench rider, he is also very ugly and fat. He is very un atheletic and runs like a penguin. If this troll ever gets a girlfriend by some miracle he blows the chance or scares her away. If you know a Merrick stop being friends with him because he acts like he can just be a dick to everyone and loose you as a friend thinking he has a million other friends but in reality he doesn't. Also he is a dick that's somewhat funny but is VERY ANNOYING constantly texting you every second. He dresses like he does not see the outfit before he chooses or he does not have any other clothes
Girl: did you see Merrick?
Boy: yah he's an ugly annoying fat ass
Girl: tru
by Straightcoolkidballer69 March 15, 2017
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Metric System

The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).
Example of Metric System in use:

Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child
by Distrukshun March 23, 2019
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merica

A term used by overly-patriotic and often ignorant/hick Americans to claim pride over their country. Also, a term used by more educated Americans to mock the overly patriotic rednecks that use the term.
Redneck example: "Let's randomly have a party celebrating America in the middle of the year (not related to 4th of July or any other holiday) just to celebrate America! 'Merica! Oh, And gays and immigrants suck! 'Merica"
Educated example: "Do these morons realize that America is about freedom and we are a land of immigrants. They probably have never picked up a history book in their life, and blindly follow Fox news. 'Merica!"
by Anonymouse0rt8405r82340852 March 15, 2015
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the more the merrier

Is a phrase employed by men who enjoy the company of other men. It means, literally, the more people who are around the happier the occasion will be. However, scholars extrapolate that people is a stand-in for the word 'men.' Therein the phrase is really means that an occasion is made more entertaining by the increased number of men in attendance. Clearly, the speaker of such a phrase is excited by the additional men who are around or near him.
Wow! Bruce is coming to...the more the merrier. Or, Can you invite the Boston Men's Choir to my party, the more the merrier.
by wjbfeels March 11, 2010
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merica

Dumbest way of saying 'America' I have ever heard.
I love merica, goddammit. If yer one of those goddam socialist-types who doesn't like it here...well, you can move to Finlandia 'er sumplace.
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 7, 2016
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Merritt

A cool guy, usually has a lot of friends, has good taste in films.
Wow, look at him! I wish I was a Merritt!
by Creator123 December 29, 2015
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