A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
by 'shwar January 3, 2011
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Jen: So how's your boyfriend?
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
by dvhendford November 20, 2011
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Ashley has had five abortions in one year. She is not a booty-call, she has descended into the park of the Merry-Go-Pound which makes her as exclusive as a public restroom, this has led to the see-saw syndrome.
by Cyn March 18, 2004
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Name:
Bugga central
Where:
MERRYLANDZ ROAD
Who:
AND MULLET OR V8 CAPZ CAN COME.. NO V CUTZZ
Bring:
WINNIE BLUEZ AND THE VB BOIEZ
(also 10 bucks for my charity "save teh V8")
Name:
Bugga central
Where:
MERRYLANDZ ROAD
Who:
AND MULLET OR V8 CAPZ CAN COME.. NO V CUTZZ
Bring:
WINNIE BLUEZ AND THE VB BOIEZ
(also 10 bucks for my charity "save teh V8")
Justin - Check this ghey n00b fest out
Joel - Weerd
*smashes up the place and wrecks teh party*
Jeff - BUGGA
Joel - Weerd
*smashes up the place and wrecks teh party*
Jeff - BUGGA
by justin December 25, 2004
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Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."
by Autumn S January 6, 2009
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Get the mercydale mug.1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010
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