Madamustache

A mustache a woman grows. A contraction for "Madam" and "Mustache".

Floyd: Did you see Mrs. Miguel?
Frank: That 60 year old teacher?
Floyd: Yeah! She has a really gross madamustache!
Frank: That's just gross.

by BlueFlashProductions January 17, 2009

croque-madame

An attractive French female. So named for the ham, cheese and egg sandwich with which she shares her nation of origin.

Jim: Damn, look at that fine piece of French chick go.

Jam: That's a good croque-madame, that is.

by Jovian09 January 17, 2010

Giaa madan

Very beautiful and sexy body with a problem to be safe from people with full name containing 3 times s and should be starting with a or R

I am a child of 8 who knows everything I love Giaa madan

by Himansh February 7, 2018

Madame Hippo

One who gets the most out of life through endless jars of peanut butter and a party of cats.

Sandy: Yay! After work I get to go home to my Skippy Extra Smooth and all of my adorable kitties!
Billy: Wow...Madame Hippo!

by Earl Annie Edna August 18, 2008

Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Madalena

shes kind of a dick but shes nice ig lmao ahaha
im joking btw this is marte ahah

Madalena is coming. Everyone hide!

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

Madani

n.
1. A unit of measurement roughy approximating 100 pounds. Commonly used among bodybuilders.

2. California slang for a Pinocchio boy-child

You're lookin pretty big bro, how many Madanis you been squatting?

Who takes their shirt off at an ice rink? What a fucking Madani.

by Allingoodfun February 3, 2014