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Matterhorny

1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.
1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!

2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.
by Dickory May 18, 2008
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Mattress Nook

The divot in a mattress caused by sleeping in the same spot repeatedly.
Person A: "Man, I really need to sleep in a different spot once in a while. I had to climb out of my mattress this morning."

Person B: "Sounds like you have a pretty serious mattress nook
by J-Soul December 9, 2010
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Mastersnorting

to masturbate and ejaculate into your nose while sniffling
The man was Mastersnorting and almost choked.
by dopeyyy January 3, 2011
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mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.
Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield
by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011
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mastersesh

i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet porn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.

mastersesh? masterbest!
by yourname.001 March 5, 2011
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matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god
matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming
by matterbate February 23, 2014
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mattress tester

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
by dickmagee November 19, 2014
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