drum major 

Person that conducts a Marching Band of sorts. This highly regarded individual is thought of as keeping the band together as they perform for an audience, when in reality, about 95% of the band is listening to the drumline who are in fact the true conductors of a band. If the band and the drumline are not together in the music everything thing will in short, go to hell. Hence, no one is really watching the drum major as they perform because as we all know, they lack the basic music fundamentals of tempo and time once they step up onto their pedestal.

Freshman Band Member: Hey, which Drum Major should I watch as we march?
Veteran Member: Fuck that shit. Just listen back to the drums.

drum major by Larrence September 26, 2005

major connex 

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

major connex by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

major fun 

having sex

sex is major fun

major fun by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009

majorwhiteboy

One who embraces the lack of any rythm and a passionate love of firearms and Budweiser. Usually drives an American made pick up truck with at least one political sticker and one supporting some sort of fishing, pro-gun organization, hunting, or hatred of all car manufacturers besides the one he drives. They can be found at bars, poolhalls, target ranges, or deep in the woods, but the best place to find them is in their natural habitat... the Waffle House.

"That majorwhiteboy can't even do the funky chicken the right way, but he sure looks good with that bottle in his hand."

"In local news, a majorwhiteboy shot three deers, his dog and his hunting partner in a freak accident. He is quoted as saying "I'll miss that dern ol' mutt."

majorwhiteboy by MajorWhiteBoy December 20, 2009

Major B 

adjective. a person that scams young, impressionable noobs out of their hard earned money and time.

The airsoft game was cancelled, and there are no refunds. We really got Major B'd.

Major B by airsoft avenger November 21, 2011

Majorskilz 

some one/thing that took skilz to do

thats majorskilz right there

Majorskilz by Mr. Majorskilz him self June 15, 2011

Major Hurting 

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

Major Hurting by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012