messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

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Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh

Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

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Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

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Moss-Bomber

Moss-Bomber, Noun maws, mos, bom-mer

1. A large short-haired individual, often found in pubs and bars. Known for his photogenic qualities and prowess with the ladies.

See Related Forms: 'Moss-Bombed'

Person#1 - "Hey man, look out the Moss-Bomber is behind you"
Person#2 - "hey thanks man, quick hide the camera."

by GRI85 August 19, 2010

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