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noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.
Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.
by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017
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Ryan Logic

logic that contradicts itself
Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.
by anonymous March 5, 2023
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ezme logic

The ideas in which things only make sense to that ones person because they r absolute bullshit
Ezme: I can run through the current of a waterfall
:everyone else: ezme logic.
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023
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dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.
We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.
by Reno McStevens August 3, 2012
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Common logic

by Mr.Bek April 7, 2022
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Timanese Logic

Believing that shit is true, even when you know it isn't.
Blub, if you retire at 45, you'll be dead by 65 but if you work until you're 70, you'll live until 90 bud! This is Timanese Logic.
by 1/2 a fuck not given October 25, 2019
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Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

----

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021
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