Lego porn

Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions

Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

legion

A supreme being. Someone who is superior to everyone.

Legion owns you.

by David February 28, 2003

Lego Eater

Person of limited intellect, likely to eat lego

Matt Damon is a lego eater

by gers1984 August 12, 2009

legohair

A person's hair that looks the same everyday and has a plasticlike appearance

a typical example of a legohair is cathal bell

by Sparo March 4, 2009

Lego Hair

When a person has hair that looks like a Lego hair-do. Example, when you go to the bathroom before bed, brush your teeth, snap off your Lego hair and set it on the counter for in the morning. The hair snaps off in the same manner that you would snap a Lego mans hair off. Lego Hairs are interchangeable and come in many sizes, shapes and colors. Lego hairs may be collected and stored to have many different Lego hairs on hand. Lego hairs can be washed under warm soap and water and they never lose their shape or color.

Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it looks perfect! and Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it makes his head look tall!

by Geodash June 13, 2014

Legbombing

Using Photoshop or another photo-editing tool to place Angelina Jolie's exposed right leg from the 2012 Academy Awards into a photo.

Dude 1: Hey man, did you see @AngiesRightLeg has posted some legbombing pictures?
Dude 2: Yeah man, someone put Angelina's leg on the Statue of Liberty!

by 1kewlgirl June 6, 2012

Legopecia

Loss of hair on the leg. Usually around the upper thigh and can sometimes be in the same spot on both legs.

Why don't you have any hair on your leg? Oh, it's because I have legopecia

by rougeuxr February 6, 2013