LAN-lag
when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!
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Lefty-Lag
The added time it takes to do something with ones left hand, usually when one injures the right hand. Ambidextrous or left-handed people obviously don't have this problem.
"Bryan, seriously, I just asked you to right down your number! What's taking to long?"
"Sorry, man, but ever since I broke my right hand, everything I do has a case of Lefty-Lag."
OR
"Mackenzie is so lucky she's ambidextrous. Her sprained right wrist doesn't slow her down at all!"
"Sorry, man, but ever since I broke my right hand, everything I do has a case of Lefty-Lag."
OR
"Mackenzie is so lucky she's ambidextrous. Her sprained right wrist doesn't slow her down at all!"
Lefty-Lag by MusicJunkie10 August 9, 2012
Text Lag
The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.
Text Lag by Quotidianian August 21, 2012
Keyboard lag
Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
Keyboard lag by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013