Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Kindeling

The activity of using poop to make a sculpture

What time is the kindeling sculpture Competition at?

by Babychina January 4, 2024

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

kenden

fat obese gay nigga

kenden gay as fuck

by yiravks November 20, 2023

Kandece

A very pretty girl who will care for you and care about you, your decisions and desires, a girl who will love you for who you are and not for what you have, a girl who only loves one person at a time, and won’t even think about cheating, and will always put you first.

Have you met Kandece?

by Urban dictionary.33 November 20, 2023

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023