Mr. Keane

A man. A beautiful man.

Mr. Keane is a beautiful man

by Fuckaduck6969 December 12, 2019

Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan December 9, 2007

kelan

An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.

Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me

by James_dean12343 August 30, 2016

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

Kelantanophobia

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against kelantan people.

Kelantanophobia is the fear, hatred of, or prejudice against the Pantai Timur or Kelantan generally, especially when seen some bad issue that related to kelantan.

by Marhen people August 3, 2019

Keany

To sweat profusely, so named after a famous Newcaslte Poly lad who suffered from an extreme perspiration issue which starts from his nose. To sweat precipitiously is known as 'having a Keany on'. Also see 'Yandle'.

"Shit the bed Jim, you have got a right Keany on!"

by Al Simpson August 29, 2006