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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Kindness

Kindness: a social contract where one party (snowflake) can be a total self-centered, disrespectful and weak minded twat and the other party has to be nice to them by validating their pronouns and following ridiculous rules that make no sense.
Snowflake: show kindness and get vaccinated you Nazi.
Sane Person: I will, just looking for scientific data supporting it’s efficacy and safety
Snowflake: wahhh, you’re cancelled for hurting my feelings and scaring me
Sane Person: FJB
by Ditchy November 17, 2022
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Woman-kind

Mankind, but without the "man". Should be called woperchild instead, 2.1/10
Lesbian Feminist: I'm going to complain online for woman-kind!
Redpilled dude: zoo-wee-mama!
by dongdong1 April 12, 2021
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A Kind Empress

A user on the Elder Scrolls Online who sits in Riften, pretending to not be busy when in reality she is never available to talk. Always wears white but not because of supremacy. Nominated Tamriel's Tiniest Stamsorc.

Ruler of low level CPs.
"A Kind Empress just ran four hundred people through the same dungeon. And y'all wonder why she's dead inside."
by Lawlerai September 15, 2019
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Kindness

A language in which the deaf can hear, the blind can see, the paraplegic can give, a mute can speak, and the numb can feel. Kindness can make you a beautiful person no matter what you look like. You can make someone's day just by showing a simple act of kindness.

Remember, Anon. Be kind to everyone no matter what they say about you :)
"Kindness is a language that everyone can speak and hear."
by iBlue_ May 28, 2024
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ever so kind

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023
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10 kinds of hell

An extremely miserable situation. One isn't just going through hell, but an extreme, in fact, 10 kinds of hell . It can be very damaging to physical and mental health.
(Name Redacted, referencing an alcoholic husband), put me through 10 kinds of hell and made me out to be the bitch.
10 kinds of hell can cause PTSD. Child abuse, front line combat, emergency workers, indeed medical staff during COVID , there's no distinction which is more severe. The person may have been through 10 kinds of hell or thousand kinds of hell in each example given.
by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024
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