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Kate Fu™ 

A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.
"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)
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Kate Beckinsale 

just look at her or wach one of her movies
Kate Beckinsale by Alan November 10, 2004
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kate playground 

One of the hottest models in the world originating in Canada. She is known only as Kate, Kate Ground, or kpg.
kate playground by MrXow January 22, 2007

Kate Be little them 

The name of a royal who married for the job as a royal other than for love. She criticizes others that do not do as she does. Formal mame is kate middleton.
Kate be little them hurt young women due to her insecurities and poor character.

Kate's party 

Some australian chick (Kate Miller) made her party public on facebook and the nice newfags over at /b/ were bored, some shit happened, and ended up with 60000+ people saying they were attending on facebook.

This is proof that theres no limit to some peoples stupidity.

Or, its possible that Kate, is an epic troll, and her party never existed, and she just chose some random location for it...

But that would require her to be on a computer and out of the kitchen.

It also got parodied, with many facebook groups like 'What turban should I wear to Kate's Party' or 'I hope I get laid at Kate's party' etc...
Dont you just hate it when you have your party on same day as kates and everyone is at Kate's party?
Kate's party by M. diva D April 27, 2010

Kate Bosworth 

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.
1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"
Kate Bosworth by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Kate Marsh 

Verb
1. The act of committing suicide by jumping off of a building
2. A phrase to tell people you don't like
I'm going to Kate Marsh.
"Kate Marsh yourself!" he said.