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jungle wood 

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness
My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom
jungle wood by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

jungle vine 

Weed, Pot, sativa, You get the gist
😂 I'm pretty sure I created this phrase hope ot catches on.
Aye bring some of that jungle vine to the party lets blaze up
jungle vine by blakeshawn April 2, 2015

Jungle Fruit 

A fruity (homosexual) negroid specimen, who uses vegan fruits as dildos, and other sex toys
Jamal: Daaaaaaamn Tyrese, youre such a jungle fruit
Tyrese: Aweeee, Thanks niggles, now, lets go buy some vegan bananas... to use later
Jungle Fruit by Ruby_Grand June 29, 2017

Jungle Porn 

When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.
Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."
Jungle Porn by AELIANA July 24, 2017

Jungle Bridge Jackhammer 

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud
“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

jungle juice 

an alcoholic drink typically only drank by the person at the party who is broke and has no money. A pitcher filled with a concoction of everyones drink at the party.
“ mikes broke as fuck so he just brings a empty pitcher to the party and has everyone pour some of their drink in it. He loves that jungle juice
jungle juice by the kiiid November 10, 2019