6 definitions by hellakellerd

12 O’Clock Boy

One who engages in the act of tilting any bottle of hard liquor towards the ceiling (12:00) & going full send

Did you just see him dust that 2/6?? He’s a 12 O’Clock boy fr 💯

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Jungle Bridge Jackhammer

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud

“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

by hellakellerd November 7, 2019

Sloshin’

Bwoi u sloshin

When you’re piping a lass down with a gut fulla brew... “oi cunt how much did you drink? You’re sloshin’!”

by hellakellerd November 26, 2019

Yahoo Switcharoo

When you’re spit roasting a lass with ur m8 & u both quickly change sides

“My turn round’ front bruv, Yahoo Switcharoo!!”

by hellakellerd November 7, 2019

Switch Nose Grind

The act of using the opposite nostril you’re accustomed to, whilst doing cocaine.

After three straight days of partying I couldn’t breathe outta my right nostril, so I had to pull a Switch Nose Grind

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019