Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

jigglypuff

To wait for your girl to fall asleep then proceed to put your penis in her vagina.

Guzz couldn't figure out why she was walking funny until Will told her he jigglypuffed her last night.

by Sion Bebb January 21, 2009

wiggly jiggly

When you get drunk and high on weed, decided to jump some crazy gangsters, then get your ass kicked for being a total dumbshit. It also defines the limpness of your Mr. Dick after you take a cold shower (note: it is very hard to have sex with a wiggly jiggly) It also defines the state of your mind for being dumbshit enough to look up "wiggly jiggly" on a website.

1. I got my ass beat pullin off a wiggly jiggly!
2. I couldnt do it right with her with my wiggly jiggly!
3. Wow, im a total internet wiggly jiggly.

by John Ching Chow Chan Cheng Chu Xiang Zho May 13, 2005

juggling

to masturbate, code word to use on the phone so the fucking government cant understand

i am in the process of juggling

by steveometer92 May 21, 2008

jiggly

A person, usually a man, that is fat and horny.

You can tell Joe is feeling really jiggly today.

by Sophie C. December 15, 2008

jigglypuff

The fat girl in the group of popular chicks that they keep around to boost their personal egos. Derived from the "jiggly" and "puffy" pokemon that exists to make clefairy feel thinner.

"Jaime is such a Jigglypuff! can't she tell allison and britney don't even like her??"

by Maki-chan January 25, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

word originated from blade trinity.

you stole my fadge cream, you cock juggling thunder cunt

by nevern2004 February 13, 2005