hammer pants

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.

"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"

by Xavier January 30, 2004

stefan pants

they are similar to shants, but much more gay

Bystander #1: why does that kid always wear stefan pants?

Bystander #2: i dont know hes had those pants for like 6 years

Bystander #1: yeah you can see his ankles and everything

Bystander #2: thats what makes them stefan pants dumbfuck

by whothefuckareyou July 13, 2009

Hammy Pants

Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).

Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.

Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!

Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.

by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing April 16, 2016

Idol pants

1) stretchy lounge pants, most likely from Old Navy, that are suitably comfortable for 2+ hours of TV viewership, i.e. watching American Idol.
2) a person participating in said activity in said clothing, especially as an insult.

1) Woot! Almost 7:00! Better get my Idol pants ow-on!
2) Quit being an Idol pants and get yo lazy ass off the couch!

by Evie29 March 8, 2009

Pants Pepper

A cunning swift chop to the gonads. The desired result is a burning sensation in the genitalia of an unsuspecting chap.

Person 1: Would you like a pants pepper?
Person 2: Why what is that?
(Person 1 proceeds to chop the gonads, or "pepper" if you will).
Person 2: Ouch.. it burns.. silly me.

by Rob Rezzka December 12, 2003

Persistence Pants

n. The pants/trousers/slacks in your wardrobe that you aim to diet into.

"They are nice pants, do you still wear them?" "no, i can't even fit one leg into them, they are my persistence pants"

by Wixon November 1, 2007

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

by Granny Moses July 23, 2003