Text Creep

A person who awkwardly looks over your shoulder to read your texts and/or takes your phone and reads through everything.

Text Creep- "ooooo hahaha that was funny!"
Normal Human- "GET OUTA HEAR TEXT CREEP!"

Text Creep- "Can I see your phone?"
Normal Human- "Hells no dude. Everyone knows your a text creep."

by ilikepie0925 March 23, 2011

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

by LOBO October 18, 2004

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

text duet

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.

To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!

by Cellie October 29, 2007

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009

Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.

"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."

by omg wyoming October 7, 2011