im quakeing

Basically means “I’m shook” as if you can’t belive something.

Your best friend: “DYLAN JUST ASKED ME OUT”
You: “OMG SERIOUSLY!? IM QUAKEING”

by welpo September 25, 2017

im about to get lucky

When someone is going to have casual sex.

Im about to get lucky tonight

by Mama B November 4, 2017

im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

im a korma your a vindaloo

vikkstarr 123 is a legend

im a korma your a vindaloo when ur a bad boi yinka grabs the shoe

by yourcoronanan April 2, 2020

im bored

to have nothing to do

right now i am im bored

by TheUNUNUNUNiverse July 20, 2020

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020