Hedgehog Day

On Every September 13th, the High Class Low Lives shall celebrate the day that never was. So everything we do didn't actually happen or maybe it did? We can make up anything, do crazy things, and no one will know difference.

There is a poem for the day.

Remember, remember
the 13th of September

Remember, remember

the day that was never.

#hedgehogday

"Do you even Hedgehog Day bro?"

"If you don't know about Hedgehog Day then you are not NOT living!"

"Sept. 13th shall always be Hedgehog Day. Because it always has not been."

by ponderacon September 13, 2014

hedge over

When your pubic hairs are long than ones penis

Riley has a nasty hedge over

by Neville61 June 10, 2017

Hedge banging

When a man with a beard preforms oral stimulation on a woman/man with an ungroomed pelvic region.

Tiffany thinks hedge banging is the best kind of foreplay.

by LustingNemo August 6, 2017

Hodge

Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.

That dude is such a Hodge..

by 123comeatmebro February 15, 2018

hodge

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

by DarthAmbivalentRevan May 19, 2018

hedgeucator

A wimpy-a** teacher who just dutifully/mindlessly spouts the "standard" useless typical-b**ls**t "knowledge" that merely fills students' heads with falsehoods and pointless information, yet who also always "skirts the issue" or "ducks the question" whenever any skeptical/independent-minded classmate "poses the tough questions" regarding either the validity/truthfulness of the subject-matter ("How can you say that Odysseus was such a great and admirable hero if he shared a bed with other women and couldn't even keep his braggartly mouth shut to the Cyclops when he and his men were making their escape from him?") or the necessity of having to study a certain topics (i.e., "Why do we need to know the history of Ethiopia or learn about the founding of San Francisco? How will that knowledge help us in our future lives or aid us in finding/performing employment?").

Napoleon Blownapart famously grumbled, "History is a set of lies agreed upon." Perhaps he'd had hedgeucators in mind when he said it.

by QuacksO June 19, 2019

Hudder

When you choke or mess up

You are such a hudder how did you miss

by Moist hillbilly July 13, 2019