Holy Jalapeno Batman
Holy Jalapeno Batman by speediesnail September 25, 2005
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holy split
A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).
Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
holy split by Tez, a man March 20, 2010
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Holy Shatner!
Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL
Holy Shatner! by Christine January 14, 2005
Holy Ship!
-The man on the corner of your street is not a man.
-Holy Ship!
-He's/She's a hooker.
-Holy Ship!
-And He's/She's your Dad/Mom.
-HOLY SHIP!
-Holy Ship!
-He's/She's a hooker.
-Holy Ship!
-And He's/She's your Dad/Mom.
-HOLY SHIP!
Holy Ship! by Sam Haynie August 15, 2008
Holy Jumpins
a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.
Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011
HOLY WEEK
- It is the epitome of greatness, the best week during the year.
- The 7 Days of Jesus.
--On the 7th day of Holy Week, my Good God gave to me:
7 cups of warm orange juice, 6 pounds of peeled carrots, 5 Latin lessons, 4 trips to the vet, 3 disinflated tires, 2 "Where's Waldo?" books, and one freaking amazing Holy Week.
- Can be used to describe something totally rad.
PLEASE NOTE:
--Archaeologists fight over the official day that Holy Week begins. The archaeologists in Africa and the Arctic argue that it is on Palm Sunday, while the archaeologists in Kansas City and Zimbabwe say it begins on Holy Thursday.
-To enjoy Holy Week, you must yell it at the top of your lungs at school, work, or in the car like this:
" WOOOOOO. HOLYYY WEEEEK."
- The 7 Days of Jesus.
--On the 7th day of Holy Week, my Good God gave to me:
7 cups of warm orange juice, 6 pounds of peeled carrots, 5 Latin lessons, 4 trips to the vet, 3 disinflated tires, 2 "Where's Waldo?" books, and one freaking amazing Holy Week.
- Can be used to describe something totally rad.
PLEASE NOTE:
--Archaeologists fight over the official day that Holy Week begins. The archaeologists in Africa and the Arctic argue that it is on Palm Sunday, while the archaeologists in Kansas City and Zimbabwe say it begins on Holy Thursday.
-To enjoy Holy Week, you must yell it at the top of your lungs at school, work, or in the car like this:
" WOOOOOO. HOLYYY WEEEEK."
-" According to my calender counting down to Holy Week, we are only 345 days away from next year's Holy Week!"
-" Yo, that movie was so holy week."
-" Hey! The 7 Days of Holy Week is up on iTunes now!"
-" Yo, that movie was so holy week."
-" Hey! The 7 Days of Holy Week is up on iTunes now!"
HOLY WEEK by The TRUE Truth Teller April 11, 2007