Heather

Heather can be a very kind, loving, faithful girl if you really know her. Bubbly and chatty on the outside but upset or angry on the inside. Heather's can be very antisocial or they can be the complete opposite! Never break Heather's heart because it can leave a scar forever.. So if you have a Heather in your life, take good care of her!!

That girl, Heather, must have a hard time.
Heather is my best friend.

by firefox14 July 21, 2017

Heather

an awesome girl that will go along with most things but will KICK YOUR ASS if you mess with her or the people she loves. brown-eyed, accidental beauty. loves chocolate TOO MUCH. spaz and somehow a constant nervous wreck although you would never guess because she responds to fear by tearing it to shreds.

(most things end up afraid of her instead)

guy 1: oh my god are you threatening me? you couldn't hurt me if i LET you with THOSE tiny arms.

Heather: leave my friend alone and we won't have to find out

guy 1: make me

*SILENCE THAT LASTS ABOUT 2 MINUTES*

Heather: happy now?

guy 1: makes no sound because he is hog tied with his shoe in his mouth

by sometimes happy sometimes not March 24, 2013

Heather

A name only given to the best of the best. Heather is honest, down to earth and straight-up amazing. Often underestimated, she pushes to succeed. She may not always live up to your expectations but you learn to live with it. She's very underappreciated until you realize what she does for everyone. Everyone loves this girl except a select few who want to make everything bad for her. Once you're a good friend of Heather's, you'll never want to leave her side. But she'll never leave yours either. She has many boys wanting her but she's not the type to brag about it. Not a whore but definitely not innocent. Her private life is known only to her closest friends. Heather's are beautiful, passionate, humorous, charismatic, lively girls with a contagious smile that will make your day. You don't want to lose her. To say she's amazing would be an understatement.

"I wish I had a Heather."

by caaaraaazaaayforyou February 23, 2010

Heath Slater

Heath Slater is a professional wrestler in the WWE. He was a member of the original Nexus and of the Corre. Heath is also a three time tag team champion and likes to whip his ginger locks back and forth.

Heath Slater is the One Man Rock Band and he will blow your mind! Naw mean?

by lobsterhead! June 13, 2011

Heath (Sex God)

Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy

Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

heatha

one of the weirdest cool people in your life you will meet, hott and sexy and up for an awesome time. you neva know if shes white or black. she can weirdly attract any guy she wants or even doesnt want. extremley powerful.

"damn dude there goes heatha, dude shes fine"

by Heather December 29, 2004

dutch hearth

Farting underneath the covers when one is alone. Onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. Analogue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.

Walter - I dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.
Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
Walter - Probably not.

by Rob Ranna March 16, 2009