arangatang handjob

1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob

- “That bitch almost ripped my dick”
-“Damn she gave you a arangatang handjob“

by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017

Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.

Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!

by Smellyshart September 23, 2023

Feral Handjob

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.

by BellsBeach50 May 2, 2019

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei

Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny

by byakuraen December 26, 2024

Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.

Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022