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Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.
Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!
by speediesnail September 25, 2005
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holy split

A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).
Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
by Tez, a man March 20, 2010
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holy catfish

same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as not to swear in front of his class.
"Holy Catfish! I missed the turn completely."
by anonymous January 17, 2004
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Holy Shatner!

Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL
Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!
by Christine January 14, 2005
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Holy Ship!

A phrase widley used to replace the highly popular, highly offensive curse word. An Intergection.
-The man on the corner of your street is not a man.

-Holy Ship!

-He's/She's a hooker.

-Holy Ship!

-And He's/She's your Dad/Mom.

-HOLY SHIP!
by Sam Haynie August 15, 2008
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Holy Jumpins

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.
Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.
by Kode25 August 25, 2011
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HOLY WEEK

- It is the epitome of greatness, the best week during the year.
- The 7 Days of Jesus.
--On the 7th day of Holy Week, my Good God gave to me:
7 cups of warm orange juice, 6 pounds of peeled carrots, 5 Latin lessons, 4 trips to the vet, 3 disinflated tires, 2 "Where's Waldo?" books, and one freaking amazing Holy Week.
- Can be used to describe something totally rad.
PLEASE NOTE:
--Archaeologists fight over the official day that Holy Week begins. The archaeologists in Africa and the Arctic argue that it is on Palm Sunday, while the archaeologists in Kansas City and Zimbabwe say it begins on Holy Thursday.

-To enjoy Holy Week, you must yell it at the top of your lungs at school, work, or in the car like this:

" WOOOOOO. HOLYYY WEEEEK."
-" According to my calender counting down to Holy Week, we are only 345 days away from next year's Holy Week!"
-" Yo, that movie was so holy week."
-" Hey! The 7 Days of Holy Week is up on iTunes now!"
by The TRUE Truth Teller April 11, 2007
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