Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk January 14, 2009

Doctor Hoop

A time paradox. An event where things happen endlessly.

"Trunks going back in time to bone Bulma? That's kind of a Doctor Hoop isn't it?"

by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013

hoop hottie

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

Dannel on them hoops

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS

My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops

by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019