Freshen Up

you havent had sex in a long while... please frehsen up... your stale

John goes out multiplr times a week yet never seems to pull.. this makes john stale and to him we say "Freshen Up"

by GarethCook July 27, 2006

Freshman

9th graders, coming into high school thinking their cool until all the upperclassmen humiliate them and kick their asses. Some actually end up leaving, but the rest survive through the first couple weeks.

Me and my friend are juniors. It was the first week of school and we were looking for freshmen. One short, weak looking kid was wandering the halls, looking for his class. Without a word I walked up and took his backpack. "Grab him!" My friend said. The kid looked terrified, shaking all over. We lifted him in the air by his arms and legs and carried him outside. He finally got out a few words. "I have lunch money! Please don't hurt me!" he begged. I laughed and took the money. We carried him to the old rusty dumpster. You could smell it before it even came into view. I opened it. There was old rotten food, meat, spaghetti sauce, what looked like puke, chunky milk, and week old nacho cheese. I gagged at the sight of maggots crawling around inside. As we were about to throw him in, i stopped. "Take his clothes." The horrified look on his face was picture perfect.So we stripped his shirt, pants, shoes socks, and tighty whiteys. Completely naked, two inch dick freshman. Then we chucked him in. There was a splatting noise, followed by screams. We closed the dumpster and closed the padlock. We then left him for the janitor to find this afternoon.

by FreshmanCleaner August 10, 2010

Freshen-Up

To burn sumbody up with petrol

We gonna freshen u up essay!!!

by Jay January 14, 2005

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Freshman

Another word for a loser who doesn't want to go outside and do anything with his amazing friends who are pulling awesome pranks. These type of people often have the name Josh and have trouble being cool or telling good jokes.

Guy #1: Hey Josh you wanna come with me and the guys and go pull a prank on this old lady down the street?
Josh: No man I don't feel like being cool and impressing my friends.
Guy #1: Wow you are acting like a total freshman right now. See you later freshman.

by ARASL1994 September 2, 2011

freshen

to treat a girl or woman with too much familiarity.

I strongly take exception to your freshening my wife every time you meet her.

by uttam maharjan September 3, 2011

Freshman 15

When a man attempts to have intercourse with 15 college freshman in one night. The guy who completes this great challenge of endurance and skills with the ladies. Is crowned king of the night.

"Hey Alec have you completed the freshman 15"

"Nah man I can't even get one"
"Well you better keep trying Grants already on number five"

by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 19, 2017