Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010

Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

by Dazzy_G August 29, 2008

Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.

"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."

by RelapseSAE October 23, 2011

Shower Oyster

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.

OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!

by incomplete pete November 3, 2009

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011

ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014