Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid

The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

by I fucked your bitch twice haha October 19, 2022

Flaccid vagina lips

Vagina lips that aren't erect

"Her pussy was nice besides her flaccid vagina lips"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

Nick Facker

A word commonly used to replace "fuck." It shows great anger, surprise, or disappointment, and can be used in all parts of speech.

*Hot girl walks by"
"Nick Facker!!!"

"We should just be friends"
"Nick Facker..."

by lilswiss November 12, 2014

mitchell falcke

An actual bitch. Don't even bother.

Mitchell Falcke, biggest weetard 2018.

by aaetherr May 23, 2018