Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

father terry

A paedophile who works at a catholic girls school as an excuse to watch girls and even creates a judo club so he can gain physical contact with them. Also likes to eat insects and spit on people when he talks.

Oh god, there's father terry, watch out

by artyfartybitch November 11, 2015

Father Fetish

Physical attraction towards father or father like figures.

She had a father fetish for the Priest.

by Ah-2-Bah June 5, 2018

Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

by cornfather October 19, 2020

Large father

A large man. One of whom has had sex with a woman, then the woman proceeds to shoot a human out of her voluptuous cooter.

My father is large. He is a large father. Rob Delaney is large but he is also a virgin. He is not a large father.

by ROBDELANEYTHEVIRGINMAN October 24, 2018