Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017

Flaming Frank

If you, like the ad suggests, put Frank's RedHot on everything, this is what will come out of your butt when you excrete.

The old woman in the ad says she puts that bleep on everything. I bet she dumps Flaming Franks every day like I do.

by megabrain12345 May 4, 2018

hesgeth

verb. To get very drunk and post critical secrets in a non-secure chat with various random non-approved people on the chat.

synonym:
to commit treason

I was entrusted with the password to the web application user database, but I hesgethed it after a trip to the bar. My grandma, that journalist from hacker news, some Chinese guy who has been asking me for the passwords, and some Russian dude I met at the bar were all on the chat. Now, all of them know the password to the web application user database and all of our user's passwords.

by megabrain12345 April 21, 2025

flautus

A tree which falls on cars which have no living occupants.

I cut someone off in traffic, and went inside my house. Next thing I knew, my car got the flautus.

by megabrain12345 November 26, 2013

Twit

A tweet written by the 45th President of the United States.

Sometimes, when my face hasn't been palmed enough, I go looking at the daily twits to be reminded of the inane things small hands and a keyboard can do, when put together.

by megabrain12345 February 23, 2017