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Final Fantasy 8 Fanboy 

Mentally-handicapped and extraordinarily queer peebags who think that Final Fantasy VIII is godly. Their whole entire existence is spent as a fucking oxymoron, and they spend a large fraction of their sad life blogging about how OMG!amazing this worthless RPG is. Unfortunately, these colorless fruits ARE the equivalent of yaoi fangirls. That means disgusting fan art, fanfiction, and shit that does not appeal to anybody but them.

They can also be referred to as Romance-Cakes, or SquallPeeInYourFacePhunTimes.
How shit, Trey! Did you see that Final Fantasy 8 fanboy's art? I almost committed self-pwnage.

Final Fantasy

What used to be a good game series on the Super Nintendo is now just a non-interactive FMV movie on the Playstation (tm) and a non-interactive 3D graphics show on the Playstation2. there was also a movie by the same name which came out in 2001, and that sucked so horribly that it almost put Squaresoft out of business (but it didn't, dammit).
Every Final Fantasy game after Final Fantasy 6 is an insult to the art of role-playing.

Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy is a game series that went down hill after the 6th installment. After that, basicly, it lost plot, and was only made for eye candy.

Some of the cutscenes fomr the 6th+ installments felt like they belonged in movies. Literally.

Now, this is how Final Fantasy goes..

INTRO -- > WALK AROUND FOR 2 SECONDS ---> CUTSCENE --> BOSS BATTLE --> WALK AROUND FOR 50 SECONDS --> CUTSCENE ---> +Rince and Repeat.+
Who really cares if Cloud is "hot"?! I WANT TO MOVE MY CHARACTER IN FINAL FANTASY!! GRAARAG!#% /explode
Final Fantasy by Saria April 20, 2006

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.
Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.
Every mans fantasy by Cock lover January 11, 2009

Final Fantasy 7 

Video game that doesn't focus on gameplay, but storyline.

A storyline that consists of a lot of devices that don't change the plot.

And plot irrelevant characters, Yuffie and Vincent.
If you want a story, read a book or comic.

If you want a video game, play a NES game.
Final Fantasy 7 by Anonymous March 20, 2005

final fantasy

the best game ever. that is also the most detailed, and exiting that has expanded over almost all consoles
do I need an example??
final fantasy by Michael March 30, 2005