Science Fair

1) hell; a lethal overdose of hell or and phantasmagoric element.

2)something one should be doing instead of surfing the net

1)Studying for that test was fuckin science fair!

2)Ana, you should be working on your science fair!!

by stray November 22, 2003

Barnet fair

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

Science fair

An action or activity that should be easy to do or accomplish but made difficult or time consuming by the person partaking in the action or activity

Waiter: Are you ready to order?

John: Yes. Hmmmmmm. Wow! There are so many choices on the menu. You know. I kinda think I want the fish, but that salad sounds good. And you can't go wrong with your burgers. Wait! Tell me again about the special today?

Jack: Dude! What's up with the fucking science fair? Just order something dammit!

by caviedrums August 30, 2010

a fair few

Aussie Synonym for 'Quite a few'.
More than 'A few' but less than 'A fuck ton'

"Oi mate got any durries on ya?"

"Yeah Nah, I got a fair few but you still owe me for that last pack cunt"

by MySonsAcoustic March 9, 2018

science fair

A terrible thing that should go die in a fire that no one likes not even teachers.

I died from anxiety because of the god dammed science fair

by antinorminate December 3, 2018

catch a fair one

When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight

Lets catch a fair one then.

None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one

by raV0 January 31, 2021

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008