flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

flossy flossy

Glamorous, Strut'n one's money, Clean-Cut, ...

"We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy..."
--Fergie "Glamorous"

by StripperJ March 21, 2007

flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

by Z3r0s3volution June 10, 2009

Steady Flossin'

Showing off with your expensive car, jewelry etc. on a regular basis.

Shit man, look at this nigga's whip! That's some mad dough right there! He be steady flossin'!

by Long Biscuits October 27, 2012

Flass

Flat ass

She has a flass.

by Hshshgsgdgdhdh February 20, 2015

flossy

Superficially stylish; Showy; Attracts attention with looks or nice things; similar to "bling"; someone or something that is considered cool, stylish, hot, expensive or attractive.

"Your new cell phone is so flossy"
"That girl got all kinds of floss goin' on"
"We're gonna show up all flossed out"

by s29bfa January 30, 2008

Flossin'

1. Showing off your whip, grill,ICE, jewelery, etc
2. A hygiene thing that nobody does
3. A song by Mike Jones

1. I stay flossin' in that candy paint, blowin dank
2. noone flosses dude
3. See Example 1

by lil' pimpin' June 20, 2006