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evil tape robot

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).
Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face
by JimboCo April 27, 2007
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evil

to live equates to evil.
by douglas baxter January 2, 2008
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evil tyrannical company

the part of the government that consists of the school board and a superintendent.
There is a mob of kids outside the local evil tyrannical company's office.
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root of all evil

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?
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Evilness

They are the reason of the lack of peace in the world.

Their irresistible desire to destroy everything beautiful in the world, their ill minds, their envious hearts, their evilnesses.

Their evilness is never healthy.
A sociopath thinks his evilness buried inside his soul is cool whilst he lives in denial.
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Evil Empire

The New York Yankees. Since the Yankees have more money than God, and can freely spend whatever obscene amount they damned well please, some folks consider owner George Steinbrenner to be baseball's equivalent of Darth Vader, and the team to be the Evil Empire. Sucks for you. Go Yankees.
Crybaby Red Sox fans call the Yankees the Evil Empire because their team won't spend the money that they get from revenue sharing or luxury tax to field a competitive team. Sure, they broke the Curse in 2004, but what's their excuse now? Thay don't have one anymore. They just suck.
by Holden McKock September 6, 2006
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evil eye

it's a form of unintentional hipnosis caused by looking intensily at someone with adoration,lust,hatred or envy
it's found in one way or another in every part of the world and it's believed to be true to some degree,in eastern europe in particular it is such a common belief that mothers almost always dress babies with a red ribbon which is thought to be a distraction
that old lady gave my child the evil eye
by voodoochilddd May 14, 2009
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