Emo kids can generally be spotted and identified by their awful taste in clothing, music, and shitty haircuts. They are also known to hang out in small groups, known as a gaggle after the silly N. American fowl they often sound like. Thinking themselves to be original and artsy, they often try to form bands, which will die out in the next ten years just like every other trendy social niche ever has.
The best, and most entertaining way to kill an emo, is to get them slightly buzzed, provide them with a sharp razor, and then berate them for hours on end. (i.e. describing in detail the lewd sexual acts you performed on their respective family members, favorite bands, or generally telling them how much they suck). They will usually respond by crying, trying to hit you and almost always failing, and eventually cutting themselves to ribbons, even after the blade has become dull from trying to penetrate the dense armor plated skull they all seem to have; through which no logic or creativity can possibly penetrate.
The best, and most entertaining way to kill an emo, is to get them slightly buzzed, provide them with a sharp razor, and then berate them for hours on end. (i.e. describing in detail the lewd sexual acts you performed on their respective family members, favorite bands, or generally telling them how much they suck). They will usually respond by crying, trying to hit you and almost always failing, and eventually cutting themselves to ribbons, even after the blade has become dull from trying to penetrate the dense armor plated skull they all seem to have; through which no logic or creativity can possibly penetrate.
Punk: I'm shit faced
Goth: I'm tanked
Punk: Let's fuck and make a shitty baby together
Goth: Sure, I'm bored and I can whine about how bad the sex was later
Punk: That's cool, I just want to hate fuck your fat ass anyway
Ten months later...
EMO BABY IS BORN!
(And the world suffers)
Goth: I'm tanked
Punk: Let's fuck and make a shitty baby together
Goth: Sure, I'm bored and I can whine about how bad the sex was later
Punk: That's cool, I just want to hate fuck your fat ass anyway
Ten months later...
EMO BABY IS BORN!
(And the world suffers)
by Johnny Nines April 11, 2010
Get the Emo mug.a small flightless bird from the darkest corners of hot topic. Standing at just below 3 feet, the cry of the emo sounds suspiciously similar to My chemical romance songs. local orithologists believe the reason they are flightless dates back to ancient fossils of emos found with scarred wings, suggesting that they used their claws, which resemble, and still do, razorblades to cut at their wings...even the bones believed to have been the legs were found to be equally as scarred. rare is it to see an emo out during the day. several teenagers around the world have adapted the depressing plumage into their everyday clothing, as if making the emo their mascot
by Armaghry March 5, 2010
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Kids r not "emo' if they cut
Kids r not "emo' if they cut
by catisadinosaur August 27, 2009
Get the Emo mug.total awsome people. emo dosent mean they cut, cry, or hate themselves,. those are total dramatic kids who want attention. other than that, real emo's are kind. and some are rude(only to defend eachother).....theres no actual meaning to emo too many ppl use the term emo to judge and it seems unfair. but emo is not bad its just unique and awsome to music culture
Emo guy: why is everyone so judgemental damn so what if i emo.
Jock:i dont know man but your pretty cool for an emo
Emo Guy: thanks bra'
Jock:i dont know man but your pretty cool for an emo
Emo Guy: thanks bra'
by SmileDear:) January 6, 2010
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The true emos are the one's that actually do the cutting because they have a lot of things in their life that seem to go wrong, and they are not always just the people who wear skinny jeans, scarfs, black side swept hair.
The true emos are the one's that actually do the cutting because they have a lot of things in their life that seem to go wrong, and they are not always just the people who wear skinny jeans, scarfs, black side swept hair.
Word to the wise:
If you want to help your emotional friend stop cutting,
Don't: Threaten to tell someone, Tell them to stop cutting, Say that it makes them ugly.
Do: Be there for them, Hang around with them a lot and let them know you are there for them, Say how much you care for them, & Rather than saying to stop cutting do something about it.
If you want to help your emotional friend stop cutting,
Don't: Threaten to tell someone, Tell them to stop cutting, Say that it makes them ugly.
Do: Be there for them, Hang around with them a lot and let them know you are there for them, Say how much you care for them, & Rather than saying to stop cutting do something about it.
by UnknownGirl32 January 29, 2010
Get the Emo mug.Being emo doesn't mean being depressed, suicidal or hating the world. It just means that you're more passionate than most other people. The word itself comes from the word 'emotional' and is used to describe someone who feels more passionately than most other people do. All of us are emo at least some of the time.
Wow, that kids really emo. He got really upset over nothing.
I love that emo kid's poetry, its so passionate and deep.
I love that emo kid's poetry, its so passionate and deep.
by The Omnipotent Darkness October 11, 2009
Get the Emo mug.More a lifestyle than a label. People who are usually depressed who can find no other way to deal with emotional pain than to cut. They cute their wrists, stomach, legs, anywhere they can reach sometimes. Emo's and Scene kids are confused often, having the same fashion sense, but Scene kids dont cut.
'That girl's emo'
by White-LatinaMamii November 8, 2009
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