spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

dookie pusher

Homosexual man inserts penis into man's rectum

Ol gay ass Dookie Pusher, let the man booboo don't shove it back in there.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.

Man that song was dookie smoothie.

by Queenmojo January 25, 2021