Theeholycheeses's definitions

Doctor Kippikappy

A children’s game that is played by building a wall across a room, usually made from boxes/random toys, and then splitting into two teams on either side of the wall and proceeding to violently throw stuffed animals over the wall with the objective being to get all of the stuffed animals to your opponent’s side of the room.

I got poked in the eye by a flying stuffed pig when playing Doctor Kippikappy with my siblings.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023