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Doogles

1. A small, unfortunate, troll-like human, who enjoys homosexual relationships with coworkers and being stuffed into lockers and fire safes.

2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.
Doogles was able to get a free flight by having his wife stuff him into her carry-on suitcase.
by Jason Smith March 14, 2003
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golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.
I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…
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Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
by dferrari January 29, 2012
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winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle

contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.

winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.

or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.

this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.
he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang

"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"

(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")
by Eric C. Harrison November 2, 2007
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doodlebugger

My father was a "doodlebugger" in the 40's and 50's. He was a respectable and clean shaven man.
Nor was he a drunk or over weight. Never drank or smoked. I can't speak for the men he worked with.
But I do know this for sure for my father. I have witnessed other oil field workers to be the same, and maybe few and far between, but should not be judged as so and thrown all in the same group.
His job turned out to be very respectable and lucrative career for him.
My father was a doodlebugger for Gulf Oil.
by AllTexas October 7, 2016
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golden doodle

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.
Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?
by Ben Webster February 9, 2004
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Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"
by Confooshus October 11, 2017
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