disastover

The hangover that occurs after using alcohol as a coping technique for a devastating disaster such as the Boston Marathon Bombing or the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings.

I am sick about what happened at the Boston Marathon yesterday. And to top it off, I have a major Disastover thanks to the 4 bottles of wine I drank while watching the CNN footage.

by lologeorge69 April 17, 2013

disasturbating

Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.

"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."

by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013

Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes

Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014

disapproud

The feeling of being disappointing in someone but at the same time feeling proud of them too. Like when a father feels disappointed in their son for wanting him to become an accountant but instead becomes a figure skater.

*Son wins gold medal in figure skating*

Dad: Son, I am disapproud of you!

by The_Barbarian March 21, 2015

disastrabate

To masturbate to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as pornography.

Bret: hey did you see the news last night? That tsunami killed like 300 people.

Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015

disappressed

When you're feeling disappointed and depressed at the same time

When that bitch dumped me, I felt disappressed.

by The Scorch September 3, 2016

disappointitties

Eagerly awaited vision of breasts that leaves the viewer disappointed upon the unveiling of said breasts.

After learning she had been wearing a wonder bra , he realized she had disappointitties.

by Larry 78 May 25, 2016