defcalator

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

by Krissirk August 10, 2012

defactbro

Relationship between two guys who are dating sisters.

Mark is a douche nozzle, but he is my defactbro and may be family some day

by Jeans74 October 29, 2012

default

Something so second nature that it becomes a 'default setting'

"of course Jade and Taylor are badminton partners...that's default"

by default2k14 December 3, 2014

Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.

Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.

by Genius, Billionaire, Playboy.. May 3, 2014

defapdration

Defapdration: a period of time without out fapping/wanking/masterbating

I'm dying of defapdration right now!

by Line fucker September 22, 2016

Default

A person who people think you like when really he is your default.

Girl- Wow Chris is so hot!!!!
Boy- well make a deafult so no one knows you like him.
Girl- um okay my default is Zach.

by QUEEN cendall August 24, 2016

Default Abs

When a dude has abs because he's so skinny.

Omg Katie, did you see Tristan's abs?
Girl he's like 100 lbs...those are default abs.

by savagebeach11 December 11, 2016