Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Curstin

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is both charming, unique and nerdy. He can be a bit arrogant but he knows when to be modest. A well balanced man.Curstin's usually wear glasses and love space. He is super adorable. Curstin's are very easy to fall in love with.

Person 1#:Did you see that new guy Curstin?
Person 2#:Yes, he is so cute.

by Ninjakitb June 4, 2021

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.

I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021

Cristina

Cristina is a girl with a bubble butt and loves namjoon she looks like a model and is the president of namjoon she doesn’t like you Bc you don’t say the n word everyday which goes against her laws🥶🥶🥶🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️

Omg Cristina long time no see

by Namjoonismythicthighedbaby November 20, 2021

crustiferous

From “crusty” as in, He’s a crusty old man, this adjective has been used in my family for decades.
That’s because I’m a crustiferous, old grandpa!

He’s a crustiferous old bastard, but quite nice if you get to know him.

by Shaw1960 September 20, 2021

Crusticle

That glob of dirty snow and ice that gets trapped in the wheel well of the car. The build up that leaves dirty snow blobs in drive ways and parking lots when the temp rises a little bit.

Yes, the weather was perfect today to kick some crusticles. They just plopped down with the slightest tap.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021