Crumpist

Crumpist is a word that some buddies made at a place called Rockridge Crumpist means to fart and or to run around farting so other people will walk threw it

Joe: Oh my god, dude did u fart?!?!?

Bill: nawh man i CRUMPIST

by Koopaa Troopaa July 27, 2009

Double Crumpet

When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.

(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill

Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!

KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!

by Hoyl3 July 20, 2008

Monkey Crumpet

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011

crump

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.

Take a crump

by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

by Acedoug April 29, 2010

crump

An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.

Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!

by Nick from team two July 30, 2008