crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

crampsation

It’s when your moving beyond your flexibility and you CRAMP and you like it!

Omg I crampsationed my butt during yoga today!

by Whitney_yoga July 17, 2019

Cramps

Meaning cool or funny, usually used by people from South East Perth.

“Bro Liam just spewed up all over himself”

“Hahahaha, thats cramps cunt”

by Churtothatone October 24, 2019

holy crappin crap

a word used when very frightened, surprized, or confused.

(in a dark house)
kevin:Jim where are you?
Jim:BOO!!!
Kevin:HOLY CRAPPIN CRAP you made me almost shit myself!

by KLU KLU August 26, 2007

close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011