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courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.
Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.
by k bro May 25, 2010
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Courtney

A chick that likes to have fun. Is easy going and never says a mean word about anyone. Firecracker. Loves to be outside. Loves to be loved. Loves hanging with friends. Very dependable. Wild in bed. You can't get enough of her.
I hung out with an awesome Courtney last night.
by Arecinos February 3, 2010
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Courtney

A writer of stream of consciousness literature. A Courtney is the queen or king of non sequitur. Courtney is destined to go far in life while taking a circuitous route. Those spending time with Courtney will find someone who is loyal and caring, with frequent bouts of spontaneity.
Have you ever read a story that was so random! It was totally Courtney!

It was so Courtney that it gave me whiplash!

What a Courtney! I didn't see that coming!
by DuskyDusky March 14, 2011
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Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.
“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”
by Zhoenix April 27, 2007
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Courtney Love

Basically a Synonym for a Horrible person
someone who uses people and then whines when they get caught
Also a member of the rock band Hole
"Damn Its Colder Then Courtney Love Up Here" - Will Tanner
by Will Tanner (SolaceMarine) April 14, 2006
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Courtney love

Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.
RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten


Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
by Brooke April 17, 2005
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Courtney Love

The bitch who hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. That freakin' bitch.
Mr. X: Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?
Mr. Q: Seems so.
Mr. X: Bitch.
by Mr. X December 5, 2004
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