cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag October 31, 2007

Morning Cookies

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

espresso cookie

a character from popular game cookie run: kingdom! the game is made by devsisters. He is very hot!

ghostsfreespace: “do you like espresso cookie?? he is so hot!!”

voreart: “yeah ofc man i simp 4 him”

by voreart August 20, 2021

tough cookie

a durable and robust person

The man may not look like much but he is a tough cookie.

by Light Joker May 23, 2006

slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.

"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"

by ScottyB September 26, 2004

vaginal cookies

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.

i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

by landferd jackson August 02, 2010

Gorilla Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.

Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.

by Mdiesel June 29, 2007