Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"

by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021

Morning Cookies

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

espresso cookie

a character from popular game cookie run: kingdom! the game is made by devsisters. He is very hot!

ghostsfreespace: “do you like espresso cookie?? he is so hot!!”

voreart: “yeah ofc man i simp 4 him”

by voreart August 19, 2021

tough cookie

a durable and robust person

The man may not look like much but he is a tough cookie.

by Light Joker May 28, 2006

slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.

"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"

by ScottyB September 26, 2004

vaginal cookies

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.

i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

by landferd jackson August 2, 2010

Gorilla Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.

Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.

by Mdiesel July 31, 2007